Ok, you blame your wife for emptying YOUR pockets? 🤦♂️
One of the ways division of labor works at my house is that I do laundry. When she does it, she doesn't check pockets (hers or mine). When I do it, I don't usually check pockets, either, because I (almost) always empty mine every day. After washing items in her pockets (usually Kleenex), I've tried to get into the habit of checking her pockets.Ha ha! She caught me by surprise. I could have worn those shorts another 2 weeks!